The Injustice League of Spazmerica

I was very bored one day. So bored, in fact, that I indulged my passion for MSPaint art. I say passion, I'd not really ever done it before. But passion sounded good. Shove that in your crackpipe and smoke it, cementcranium.

Anyway, the fruits of that particular endeavour were mixed, to say the least. Some went on to greater fame and fortune than others, as we will doubtless see in future tedious episodes of this electronic exercise in excrement. First out of the metaphorical pen was George, the five limbed Octopus, which makes him a Pentapus. So George the Pentapus, then. He looks mildly perturbed. As would you, were deficient in the limb department to the tune of three.



Next came George, an alien from the planet Retardo. Names are not my forte, okay? Here he is looking resplendent in his orange Adidas spacesuit.



Thirdly we have Harry. Harry is also an alien, a Mekon to be exact, and he has a penchant for bigly collared shirts, thick rimmed glasses, and narrating programmes about hilarious home video blunders.



Sadly, these beauteous creations remained one offs. Any further adventures and exploits they have undoubtedly had remain mournfully unrecorded. The same goes for most of the following. Most, but not all. Here we have the most feeble and pointless assemblage of "super"heroes this side of Superman and his retarded attempt at an everyday disguise and perverted obsession with showing the world his undercrackers. The Injustice League of Spazmerica.

WonderWormMan:


Dastardly Dyson:


Agoraphobic SnailMan:


TortoiseBoy:


The Neon Chameleon:


Super Bean:



Now personally, I found Agoraphobic SnailMan and The Neon Chameleon to be of particular note. A terrified and immobile Gastropod and a reptile whose only talent would be to seamlessly blend in with an 80s music video. However, the wider public singled out another for adulation, adoration, and accolade. That lucky legume was none other than El Haba Estupenda himself - Super Bean. Just you wait and see.